You can call me Jess. Swiftie, Marooner, starting to be a Stormer and part of other fandoms. I'm 100% honest here, so most of my followers know a lot about me.
My birthday is next month and I’d really like to hit my next goal by then, so would you all mind reblogging this and helping me out? I have about 85 followers to go.
dude whenever u see those posts that are like “u can go to any fantasy world you want but just one” and people are like HOMESTUCK or DOCTOR WHO or w/e. nah man. pokemon. there’s no pressure to go to school. the entire fucking economy seems to be based off of battling. you can make literally thousands of dollars from pokemon battles. also you get pokemon. there is literally no downside to this.
Remember the free food and how safe it is. Like, you could camp out anywhere and no one will kill you or something.
Doesn’t mean I don’t think about you. Doesn’t mean I don’t check up on you. Doesn’t mean I don’t worry and wonder about how you are doing. Doesn’t mean I don’t care about you anymore.
“God damn it!” i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply “okay”. the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.